"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see."


Things my cousins have said to me over the past two days:

"Do you wear boob things? Has a boy ever called you sexy? Do boys want to have sex with you?"

"You dress like an old woman. What are you, Harry High-Pants?"

"Jesus killed all the dinosaurs." "Wasn't that Sarah Palin?"

"Did you know scientists have proven that unicorns exist?"

"Look at this picture. Kate actually has neat hair!" "Oh my god what the hell is this?!"

Such a fountain of wisdom, they are.