This made my day.

Ahhh! there are so many things that I have to do! I need some sort of personal robot named Phillip to do all my studying for me, in order to free up more time for me to do the more important things.
Important things, of course, being:
-go to that bun place and buy a meal-deal (a red bean bun, a lotus flower bun and a glass of soymilk... *salivates*)
-Buy a new ukulele that isn't a piece of crap

-get new swimmers so I don't have to wear the same ones I've been wearing for the past 5 years again this summer
-Go to the markets because I miss them and want to get more awesome shirts
-Write more and stop being a procrastinator y failure

I painted my nails black yesterday. I haven't painted my nails since I was about... 13 I think. wow. They're the shade of black where, if you look at it closely enough, you can see little specks of blue glitter- like stars floating in a galaxy 4000 light years away.

"Are you okay?"- Mum
"Yeah why?"- Me
"Yo u painted your nails black"- Mum


I am being sucked into a black hole- a star that has collapsed repeatedly and has become so dense that it becomes a vacuum, through which not even light can escape. Aha! My beatles CD has finally uploaded. Time for some walrusery goodness.

P.s. If you think walrusery isn't a real word, ask the carpenter.